May 2011
12 posts
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
Dear CNN...
What does this mean: CNN has not confirmed the report. Why are you reporting it then? Is there a new standard for reporting news?
May 26th
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May 25th
May 24th
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A thesis joke for M.
I really try to find a new perspective about that topic. and after all that painful days and sleepless night I found the solution. I expect feedback from the real world! So tell me Sirs, what do you think about my thesis subject? May 23th 2011, 7.29 PM by Me.
May 23rd
My Evil Lover is...
While I was searching Mando Diao albums in my iPod my friend E's so busy to losing his mind about our thesis...
E: Could you please drop that thing for once.
M: Errm... no. What do you want from my music?
E: We've to finish this before graduation.
M: No we don't. Only you think that we must... chill a bit dude.
E: I'm chill ok!
(then I push the play button for "Give Me Fire" album)
E: How many songs can that thing hold?
M: Actually I don't know. Lots, I think?
E: Lots?
M: Let me check.
a minute later...
M: 8494 songs and 4 movies with 7 video clips and whole seasons of QI. And a few e-books and photos from my friends, family etc..
E: More useful than me.
M: Phfft more useful than anything! He's my evil baby, we're true evil lovers.
E: (looked suspiciously) You need fresh air without your evil boyfriend, give me that.
M: Oooookay. But first you give me money for beers.
E: Deal.
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(WE'RE GOING TO FINISH THE THESIS IN TIME, JUST BELIEVE US)
May 23rd
“I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.”
– Bertrand Russell
May 23rd
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May 21st
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Who the fuck is Lady Gaga?
And why do you people actually care so much what other people (like me) think of her? Why do I have to know what the fuck is she doing? Is it kind of a religious thing or what? 
May 20th
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May 19th
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